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6/3/10

What If They Were Fat?

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Movie Stars. We all want to be them. Or date one.

They're perfect, beautiful...and thin. But what if they weighed what we weighed? How beautiful would they be if they were fat...like us? Would they still be gorgeous, or would they look like regular people? Let's take a look...

Paris Hilton -

This is my favorite. Not only does she look normal, she looks downright ugly. Oh wait, she's always ugly.

Jessica Alba - without the smokin bod, she's just another pretty face.


Justin Timberlake - I picture this face belonging to someone named Billy Bob Joe Jack, sitting in his battered lawn chair on his trailer porch add-on, letting beer dribble down his chin - with a tin can of cigarettes and his trusty shotgun by his side.


Megan Fox - This picture gave me a weird thrill. I can't stand Megan Fox, and to see her looking like an overweight 2 dollar hooker....made me very happy.



Well, that's it for now. I think I may run this segment again in the future. I'm not saying that weight makes you ugly - I'm trying to say that all the people I am jealous of or aspire to be - well, they look just like everyday people without the personal trainers and dietitians. I choose to look at it like this, What am I going to look like when I lose all my weight?

20 comments:

RescuingLisa said...

Love this post - so great!

Al (losingharry) said...

What might be fun...when yo lose all the weight find a site that shows you what you would look like if you were overweight and compare to see how accurate it was.

Sylvia said...

These are great!! Justin Timberlake....I laughed so hard!! :)

Tricia said...

Haha, I would still let fat Justin rock my body. :P

Thanks for the mention! <3

Wavylove said...

Oh Paris, you'd be nothing if it weren't for your stick figure frame and slutty ways.

Thanks for the great post!

Dazee Dreamer said...

hahahaha, hehehehehe, hohohohohoh. Loved it. Thanks for the gut (hehe, I said gut) wrenching laugh

Susanlucy said...

Genuis! I feel much better now...thank you!

Heather (aka Auntie) said...

Loved it!

Langdowns said...

Fabulous!!! Very funny

Draft Queen said...

I love the Paris Hilton one. Complete with Muffin top hanging out.

Tmena said...

Lol! I think we'd be okay with ourselves if celebs looked like that. I'm following you from FYBF. Just wanted to say hello.

Joy said...

I needed the laugh - Thank you!! Hugs!

lori said...

Those are too funny! justin timberlake could be The Cable Guy!

Tina Gray said...

Thanks for the laugh! Paris was my favourite! LOL

Mad Woman said...

This post just made my night. Thank you!

Lucy said...

These are fantastic! I want to see Katie Holmes fat and I also want to see Angelina Jolie with a muffin top and a few spare chins!

karen said...

Love these!!! Just wish Megan Fox was more hideous in her face. Ugh I dislike her immensely.

4athomej said...

LMAO!!!! You just made my day!!!! :)

Traci said...

Oh this is awesome. Thanks for posing this.

Happy Fun Pants said...

Thank goodness that you did this - it's exciting to think about what we will look like when we lose it.

You know, the weight. Not our mental faculties. Some of us have already done that part.